Big Teaze Toys Travel Size I Rub My Duckie Personal Massager, Purple

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1. Wood Wren said:

   Gosh, this was given to me as a gag gift and I have to admit we got quite a laugh out of it. I brought it home and had no intention of actually using the thing but did make the big mistake of placing it in my bathroom. There was NO WAY I was going to make it with a duck….!

   I kid you not, the thing, night after night, kept winking at me! Now I shower in the morning, rather quickly, so there was no problem then…it was at night when I take my bath! I swear the little guy was flirting with me! Now I know that Leda kicked it with a swan (she swore later it was actually Zeus, but I have my doubts), but even so and if it were true…hey we are talking a God; Zeus! This little guy does not even resemble a minor deity, much less the Big Man himself! No, I did not want to lay a couple of eggs afterward, as with my luck I would not hatch out a Helen or Polydeuces but rather something that resembled Cheech and Chong or Medusa and Daisy Duck.

   Anyway, to make a long story short, I am admittedly weak willed..some call this being a push-over, but be that as it may, I finally caved in to the little quacker’s blandishments. Oh my, things were going so very, very good! All was well and I was just about there! My toes had started curling, my legs were drawn back and quivery, my cheeks were flushed, my respiration had increased, I was making little whimpering sounds, and I have no doubt my eyes were dilating…and then clunk! The little critter just up and stopped. I mean flat out stopped. I had to finish myself! Desperation and humiliation combined…not a good thing!

   I can only assume that this was a male duck that got what he wanted, and then simply rolled over and went to sleep…soooo typical! As I thought about it later I realized that he did not even bother smoking a cigarette before checking out. I was mortified.

   And I did not even get a cheeseburger, much less an expensive meal in a nice place. Sigh.

   I cannot recommend this product in good faith as it is sort of a hunk of junk…as a matter of fact I really cannot recommend men in general all that much, but to each her own I suppose.
   
   Rating: 5 / 5

   February 6th, 2010 at 12:37 am
2. John Beowulf said:

   This is a quality item. Everyone needs one in their bath or shower for those moments… ;*)

   Rating: 5 / 5

   February 6th, 2010 at 2:23 am
3. love amazon.com said:

   this stopped working shortly after purchase. new battery didn’t help- it works only while you push in hard on the rotating on/off switch. just poor quality control.
   Rating: 1 / 5

   February 6th, 2010 at 5:08 am
4. Amazon-Purchaser said:

   The BIG Photo is Deceiving … This is the Smaller TRAVEL Size! Great Vibes even so! Nice to have ‘Black’ available for guys! Terrific ‘Toy’ … not so alarming, if accidentally left out! SUPERB!!!
   Rating: 5 / 5

   February 6th, 2010 at 6:52 am

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