Mar 5 2010

My sister became a dirty lesbian recently, how can i convince her to become straight again?

My sister became a dirty lesbian recently, how can i convince her to become straight again? She said that men don’t satisfy her anymore and that her new “life partner”, who used to be jail I think, makes her feel good and stuff. She recently announced this in front of the whole family and my grandma fainted and disowned her. How can I convince her to become straight again and correct her evil ways??

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  1. Thank God I'm From Texas said:

    Did you know that bears eat beets?

    March 5th, 2010 at 3:22 pm
  2. Spooky said:

    You can’t. Deal with it.

    March 5th, 2010 at 3:26 pm
  3. Miss Meow said:

    you can’t convince someone to be straight…just deal with it.

    March 5th, 2010 at 4:16 pm
  4. Nix said:

    i think you are more dirty than her..

    March 5th, 2010 at 4:29 pm
  5. roro said:

    Gotcha! Now tell me what you did with the three Billy Goats Gruff.

    March 5th, 2010 at 4:32 pm
  6. marc!!!!!! said:

    I did not know that bears eat beats!!
    how neat!!
    um as for the dirty les well ummm ummmm ummmm THROW HER A PARTY!!!
    with lots of ice cream and pretzels!!
    =D

    March 5th, 2010 at 5:23 pm
  7. Oh..Canada! said:

    Dirty lesbian?evil ways?wow lol your just as ignorant as they get!

    March 5th, 2010 at 6:11 pm
  8. kazuo said:

    yes we can

    March 5th, 2010 at 6:19 pm
  9. Amy A said:

    Come on, all you Dirty Lesbians…. Stand up and shout!!!

    March 5th, 2010 at 6:50 pm
  10. Hey There Slugger said:

    Wow, could you be anymore rude. Dirty? really?
    Well your a dirty hetero, your really nasty, you need to change your ways!!!
    How could i convince you to stop being who you are and start being who i want you to be, all because it makes me feel so much better.

    March 5th, 2010 at 7:49 pm
  11. choux pastry heart said:

    Sorry but it’s really none of your d@mn business. She’s your sister, be happy for her.
    She didn’t just “become” gay, if you’re gay you’re born that way, its got to do with hormones and sex genes, it’s not a choice. If you can’t accept her the way she is and the person she loves then maybe you should just back off and let her be. A good sister would be supportive, your way of thinking is incredibley selfish and immature. Grow up.

    March 5th, 2010 at 8:26 pm
  12. heyheyhey said:

    You cannot convince her. Trying would be a disgusting waste of time. There is nothing evil about being a lesbian, I assure you.

    March 5th, 2010 at 8:57 pm
  13. joe2102001 said:

    Says the dirty stupid bigot…..

    March 5th, 2010 at 9:10 pm
  14. Hi, how are you? said:

    I can’t speak for your sister, but trying to convince ME to be straight would be as effective as trying to convince a black person to be white.

    That’s just how she is, it’s not some bad habit that she can over come, it’s just how some people are. Get use to it, that’s life.

    March 5th, 2010 at 9:25 pm
  15. tboy Kage said:

    if you are insisting that she became a “dirty” lesbian…offer her a bar of soap, a bucket of water and a towel.

    otherwise, learn to accept and love her as she is. clean OR dirty.

    March 5th, 2010 at 9:56 pm
  16. Mitch said:

    shame shame shame….if being a lesbian is dirty then show me rolling in the mud

    March 5th, 2010 at 10:28 pm
  17. vinnilla said:

    i would HATE to have you as my sister/brother. Im not a lesbian but i am bi. And your her sis. your supposed to support her. She probly supported you in everything you did, and honestly you cant convince someone to be straight. its like telling you that you have to be like her to be accepted. You wouldnt enjoy it and she wouldnt enjoy men as much as woman. Being lesbian/gay/bisexual isnt something you can stop do. all i have to say is your a horrible person.

    March 5th, 2010 at 10:37 pm
  18. Amber B said:

    If she just recently became a “dirty lesbian” … offer her the use of your shower. Mud comes off. On a more serious note..

    Talking with a counselor would probably be a good idea for both you and your sister. Coming from a family with that sort of attitude will make her life choice very difficult. (And no, being gay isn’t a choice .. choosing to stop lying to yourself about it is). You obviously still love your sister, otherwise you wouldn’t be trying to ’save’ her. You are both going to have to come to terms with her choices.

    Love is love, no matter what form the partners come in. We’re all people. You’re going to need to come to terms with her new-found self-knowledge.

    March 5th, 2010 at 10:43 pm
  19. devilishangelgirl10 said:

    You cannot convince anyone to just ‘become straight’ like that. You’re just going to have to accept it and deal with it. If you can’t accept it, then I have nothing more to say. :)

    March 5th, 2010 at 10:55 pm
  20. DavoJo said:

    Go back to the hospital, the doctor hadn’t finished stitching the huge injury on your head back up. I can see parts of your brain wobbling out..

    *rolls eyes*

    Moron.

    March 5th, 2010 at 11:14 pm
  21. rachelle_inhighheels said:

    That’s pretty callous and rude.. You’re certainly going to win a lot of friends within..
    So are you going to disown your sister and drum her out of the family..?
    What’s next - tie her to a “stake” and burn her in a public square..? Gee, I guess it’s a good thing they outlawed public stoning..
    Rachelle In High Heels

    March 5th, 2010 at 11:38 pm
  22. nadia t said:

    Well, I suggest you be a Lesbian too! I am

    March 6th, 2010 at 12:20 am

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